Is it really too much to ask that my divorce just amicably finalize already?
I can hear the rationale of NOT signing the papers rattling around in his head:
him: She was such a great catch.
him: She is crazy as hell!
him: I've always been crazy for the idea of catching hell.
him: If I sign someone else might catch MY hell...
him: Out of benevolent concern for my fellow man I MUST...not...let...go...
This is the problem with having one final left. Now I get to focus on real life.
Is it really too much to ask that it just be over?