Briefly, regarding the essay I wrote for your Ethics class, I can attest that it is mine. But I'm flattered that Adam felt he should Google passages to verify authenticity. I must have done well to deserve such attention. That is, frankly, a relief, because I can't recall stressing over writing anything as much as I stressed over that essay.
Now that we've established that this is my blog, may I please have my grade?
(There is safety for victims of domestic violence in anonymity. You know who I am.)